relatable deaths from ancient times

gothicwhoreoine:

thoodleoo:

• chrysippus: died laughing at his own joke
  
• zeuxis: died laughing at his own art
  
• aeschylus: stayed outside in his old age to avoid a prophecy that he would die from having something fall on his head, died when an eagle thought his bald head was a rock and dropped a turtle on him to break its shell
  
• plato: partied too hard
  
• empedocles: jumped into a volcano to prove that he was immortal
• philitas of cos: was such an incredible pedant that he wasted away while studying erroneous word usage
• saint lawrence: roasted alive during christian persecution under valerian, joked that he was done on one side and needed to be flipped over
• didius julianus: purchased the roman empire in an auction, ruled for 9 weeks, executed for being ineffective leader
• petronius arbiter: sentenced to death by nero, opened his veins while enjoying a sumptuous dinner party, edited his will to list all of the reasons he hated nero

Tag urself I’m Plato

Memequeen™ Survives

galaxystiel:

-The name of Naomi’s sextape comeback album!

adoringjensen:

okay but imagine Jensen in his big, leather dad chair that’s super comfy and perfectly formed to his body bc he uses it so much, and it’s like self heated and even self messages and everything. and he’s reclining in it with his hands tucked behind his head and his dogs are snuggled in his lap and the tv volume is on low and he’s lulling into a nice, quiet sleep and he’s happy and comfy and warm and in his own home with his family :’)

you know you’ve hit a good point in the friendship when you send your friend j2 posts and decide which or you is Jared and which is Jensen

adoringjensen:

nerdjensen:

@adoringjensen @byersjonathn YOU’RE MY FAVORITE ILY NAOMI 💕💕

A;LSDKGH NUUUU BABE ILY MORE!!!!

Originally posted by nbcsnl

nerdjensen:

That feeling when you walk up four flights of stairs and try not to let everyone know you’re out of breath

shit talk and chill

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there are two types of fanfic authors and you can tell them apart by the comment after a really sad/mean chapter is published

1. paragraph about how sorry they are to do this to you and the characters it was for plot but now they feel bad!
2. “lmao”